Jehoshaphat, Jesus and Elves

So, here's a dinner conversation that I bet you've never had:

Christian: Jehoshaphat was a king.

Joel: You shouldn't call him fat

Mom: That's just part of his name

Joel: Jehoshaphat, Jehoshaphat, Jehoshaphat...

Christian: Where did they get those strange names?

Joel: Maybe the elves gave them those names.

Christian: Elves are in the North Pole with Santa.

Joel: Jesus made the elves.

Christian: If he was a girl we could call him Jehoshaskinny (*giggle*)

Joel: Mom, can we go to the North Pole?

Mom: I don't think so, Joel.