Things kids say

While the family was having ice cream at Dairy Queen:

Christian: "Dad, why aren't you having your usual."
Jim: "I thought that I'd try something different."
Christian: "That's how we got Joel."

Getting out of the car last night Christian accidentally bumped Jim with his door and this conversation ensued:

Jim: "Ow!"
Christian: "Sorry, dad."
Jim: "That's ok."
Christian: "Hey dad, I think maybe the car has issues with you." (Grin)